Has ScoMo been bought a cut-and-shut?

Peter Riley of Penrith writes: “Watching the PM sitting within the cockpit of one among our new fighter jets and written on the body holding the cover, in capital letters, is “DO NOT CUT CANOPY WITHIN three INCHES OF CANOPY FRAME”. Presumably it’s as a result of there are explosives for a fast ejection however inches, ft, yards, rods, poles, perches and the remainder haven’t been taught in Australian faculties for 50 years. Might everybody below 60 years of age within the RAAF estimate three inches in a rush? Why did we purchase the imperial mannequin?”

“I perceive psychologists advocate remedy of psithurism (C8) to take away psephite-like blockage from one’s psyche to keep away from being a pseudomasochist,” says Tony Moo of North Sydney.

Murray Hutton of Mount Colah has extra film motoring incongruities (C8): “No inner rear-vision mirrors (they get in the way in which of the digital camera). Tyres screech when accelerating or stopping, it doesn’t matter what the floor or pace.” Lorna Denham of New Lambton Heights provides: “My son-in-law is a former bike champion and informed me that if one thing like a Yamaha or Honda is in a movie, the sound of a Harley-Davidson is usually what you hear.”

“Sue Casiglia’s estimate of 11 individuals wanted to alter a lightbulb (C8) confirms that many arms make gentle work,” claims Dan O’Regan of Blacktown.

Concerning discuss of the elusive Golden Queen (C8), Jenny Stephenson of Wollongong reckons, “Sue and Judith sound like they’re rallying for an impeachment.”